1 Peter 4:8

 

Look it up, lazy.

  The most complicated emotional experience is the l-word, and we're not talking about the "experimental phase" some of us went through in college.

  It's love. 

  Just when we think we've got it all figured out, feelings come back to bite us in the ass.

  We tend to feel a little too much and think a little too much. The combination leads us to drink a little too much. 

  When some people envision love, daydreams of heart-shaped boxes of Whitman's and germ swapping make-out sessions enter their minds. 

  Love is neither of those things.

  Some love is bad, some is good and most of the time it doesn't make any sense. 

  Bad love is just that- bad. It can leave you feeling more trapped than a fat girl's wedgie.

  By the way, fat girls, quit eating those feelings and put down the jumbo sized ice cream float. That's definitely not love.

  Good love is hard to realize and harder to keep.

  Most of us realize (a little too late) that it doesn't happen at 16.

  Teenagers should realize bumping dirty parts while drunk on Boone's Farm is not worth the five to seven minutes it's going to last. 

  The equation high-schoolers really need to learn is E + H(2) = DA.

  Endorphines + Horny Hormones = Dumb ass. 

  More adults should know that as well. 

  As adults, we can fully experience good love. 

  Good love has the ability to turn into great love, but only if we let it mature. 

  It's like eating a piece of fruit too soon. If we aren't patient enough to let it ripen, we'll never taste all the sweetness it can bring. 

  Love doesn't happen overnight. 

  We have to find it and be willing to nurture it. If we don't, it will pass us by. 

  Finding the right kind of love takes time.

  Many people wander aimlessly through life, hoping to find love with McDreamy or McSteamy. 

  Even Dr. Desperate knows unrealistic expectations are problematic. Unrealistic expectations lead women to men who just want to graze their anatomy and walk away. 

  Ladies, we need to turn off Lifetime and figure out that not all men deserve to be shot and castrated. Only some men deserve that.

  Men, cancel the Skinamax subscription.

  And for the last time, quit asking if we want to join-in on the viewing. 

  Mass amounts of silicone and fake moaning do not turn the majority of us on. 

  The ones who do enjoy watching Tiffani with an "I" and Amy with a "Y" bounce around for a paycheck probably have daddy issues. 

  If this happens, run far away. Daddy-didn't-love-me-diva can't fully understand what love means.

  Meaningful love is different for each individual, but we have to love ourselves in order to fully love someone else.

  No one is able put a definition on love.

  Well, Merriam and Webster can, but they're the only exception.

  We should allow ourselves to be loved and love others. 

  Although it's complicated brings ups and downs, loving one another is what the good Lord intended.

 P.S. - The Lord is coming back soon. Possibly really soon.

So get on those knees as soon as possible!
To pray.
Duh.